Estate Agents Rise to the Challenge

Now here's a tricky one.  The house (a pair of semis) in the google earth pic below is a mile from Schloss Drew, and just about as awkwardly situated as it is possible to be whilst still only 10 miles from Charing Cross.  It has no access road, just a steep stony track; and is completely surrounded, 360 degrees, by dense woodland - think Sleeping Beauty's palace after 100 years of brambles.  Romantic?  Maybe.  Security?  A nightmare.  Mains drainage?  You're joking!

So - how to sell this delightful property?  They didn't assign this one to the trainee.

Charming Home in Very Secluded Location.  Extremely Leafy Outlooks.  There are but a few locations where you feel detached from the modern world but can reach central London in under an hour, and this property is one of them!  The only way this stunning home can be fully appreciated is by seeing it for yourself.  Great for those who love to be surrounded by nature, with the peace and quiet disturbed only by the sound of birdsong ... Accessed on foot ... 

Actually, on a bad Saturday night there may be one or two other sounds disturbing the quiet, as the court pages of the local newspaper attest.

Extremely Leafy Outlooks:  I shall savour that one for quite a while.

ND

from Capitalists@Work http://www.cityunslicker.co.uk/2018/08/estate-agents-rise-to-challenge.html